My friend: hi can I have some chicken nuggets?
Cashier: you mean mcnuggets?
Me: uhm... What's the difference?
Cashier: mcdonalds has mcnuggets.. Duh.
My friend: That's very interesting. Thanks for wasting my time, now can you mcfinish taking my mcorder, mcmake my food and mcshut thefuck up? Thanks a lot mcasshole.
Me: and some mcfries with that please.
dongbufeng: Matt Patches @misterpatches Amazing motorcycle chase scene b/w #Korra & Mako vs. robbers. Great motorcycle driving effects. #SDCC #Korra Matt Patches @misterpatches Mako becomes a cop in Book 2. And is ready to sling some great zingers. #SDCC #Korra
appingo: bryan’s face tho what is he planning
White Parents: date whenever you want honey, whenever you're ready!
Mexican Parents: I'll let you date whenever you're ready.
Black Parents: Haha, I don't give a fuck whenever you date , just tell me who it is .
Asian Parents: WHAT!!!!!!!? YOU NO DATE TILL YOU PASS COLLEGE . I DONT WANT YOU TO HAVE BAAABBY THEN YOU DROP OUT SCHOOL . YOU CRAZE CHY'OLE . GOONESS .
My parents: It doesn't matter honey no one likes you anyway
puchikun: reading my old comments and wallposts on facebook
unsuccessful-metalbenders: Random, unsuspecting person at school: -oh yeah! You know, they actually came out with a new series kind of thing. It called the legend of kor- Me:
chongthenomad: fully-bakedavatar: fireiceyinyang: I’d like to see Mako go out of his way to look like this on his and Korra’s first date. Then Korra just a laughing and messing up his hair because she’s Korra. Please Bryke? Hi this is me begging you to make this an actual cannon thing. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I CAN’T WHAT IF BRYKE MAKES A DATE EPISODE I DON’T KNOW WHAT...